Mastodawn

Men get so excited when a woman says she wants to have a threesome and forget to ask with who.

@mayaisloading depends…what’s the guy’s story?

@mayaisloading If it gets her out of the house and out of my hair for a couple of hours, who am I to pry.

Like George Santos?

@mayaisloading an important detail for sure.

Woman: “I want a threesome.”

Guy: *exited thoughts* “ooofff, I’m totally down. I’m thinking with Rebe…”

Woman: “Pitbull!”

Guy: “The singer???”

** days later threesome happens and involves way to many “Dale” word spoken.

@mayaisloading valid statement