Since JSON is pronounced Jason (this is an undisputed fact), I declare DNS is now pronounced Dennis.

It's not DNS
There's no way its DNS
It was DNS

Becomes....

It is not Dennis
There is no way its Dennis
Yep, it was Dennis

And here is a picture of Dennis in his natural habitat.

@tecnobrat
Reminds me of this fun fact:

"In one of the great coincidences of human history, two completely different comic strips under the name Dennis the Menace debuted in March, 1951"

https://screenrant.com/dennis-menace-us-uk-differences-beano-best-comics/

@edaross @tecnobrat Oh thank you! That was confusing the heck out of me!

@penguin42

You are welcome.
It must have been quite a time in each office when they discovered this.

@tecnobrat