How to apply mascara:
- Pull wand from tube
- Open your eyes like a haunted doll coming to life
- Pull wand from tube
- Open your eyes like a haunted doll coming to life
- stick out your tongue
- apply two coats of mascara
- poke wand in your eye
- wipe away mascara-tear mixture from your face all day until there's none left on your lashes
- continue to wipe away tears all evening, just for good measure