I don't think The Onion has ever missed
@radicalrobit the Onion often practices accidental journalism.
@fritzcokid @radicalrobit oh, i think itโ€™s very intentional with them. with most other news orgs it seems accidental when they get it right.
@radicalrobit The Onion had some rough years between 2016-2020. During that period the real news was more incredulously bizarre than anything that The Onion "newsroom" could ever imagine being on a bingo card!'
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@radicalrobit They used to be so much better. Here's a better idea for an article:

"In Olive Branch to Protesters, Police Union Offers to Brutally Beat Accused Officers."

"We agree that no one is above the law, and that all citizens should be treated equally," said police union spokesman Richard O'Reilly "but we still want to kick the shit out of people, so let's meet halfway."