Since JSON is pronounced Jason (this is an undisputed fact), I declare DNS is now pronounced Dennis.

It's not DNS
There's no way its DNS
It was DNS

Becomes....

It is not Dennis
There is no way its Dennis
Yep, it was Dennis

And here is a picture of Dennis in his natural habitat.

@tecnobrat Unless you're in the UK, in which DNS looks like the following:
@redeagle @tecnobrat fun fact about these Dennis the menace-es: both the US and UK versions debuted in the same day (!) despite having, allegedly, no knowledge of each other until the debut date.

I use the phrase "fun fact" rather loosely

and p.s. the UK Dennis the Menace is miles better... he has Gnasher 
@redeagle @tecnobrat and, of course, looking at the two images, which one do you think is going to be more DNS-like? I vote UK Dennis, the US one looks far too well behaved.

@paul @redeagle see .. thats the thing. The US Dennis is more like DNS... where the UK Dennis is straight up chaos engineering!

DNS at least TRIES to do something good.