With Trump being allowed back on Instagram, I guess that means I need to delete my account, so get ready for an influx in poorly-lit photos of the stuff I cook in my air fryer and an onslaught of “candids” of me awkwardly posing with the free stuff I find on the curbs around town.

@Alice You need a hashtag!

#CurbFinds or #StreetLoot

Or something. 🤣🤣

Bring it on!

@equalitysiren pick your favorite and I’ll follow your lead!

I have encountered so many free oscillating fans and standing fans to pose with that I already started using #onlyfans on Instagram and those photos tend to be pretty popular.