Oh shit! They just found classified documents at your mom's house
@Flamingo I just finished a box of cereal and there was top secret documents at the bottom. Something something nuclear secrets.
@Flamingo Those classified docs are everywhere. I think it’s time to completely overhaul the National Archives. What a hot mess. #ClassifiedDocuments #NationalArchives
@Flamingo If I find the nuclear football in a Denny's restroom, who should I call?