Pathetica
flexghost.Wow. To be a fly on Pence’s head right now.
I’ll just leave this here…
Warner Crocker
System IV, Building K@flexghost Okay, that one made me laugh in an audible fasion.
@goodthinking …which was the style at the time.
@flexghost lolol so was proofreading… ugh, me. here’s the H from fashion: “h”
@goodthinking I’m the typo queen. Proofreading has no power over me.
@flexghost my ‘rents were both public librarians. i cannot escape perfection’s claws. or clauses. most of the time i still enjoy this.
theumlauter@flexghost probably by not actually doing anything while he was VP
@theumlauter tautology
Lady Gee@flexghost It’s like the most pious MAGA crook ends up being the deliverer of karma for Hillary, Kamala and Joe. Schadenfreudelicious
@travellovewine I’m stealing that word
@flexghost I wish I was clever enough to come up with it 😂
JD@flexghost has he blamed Biden and the DOJ yet?
@jag0325 antifa? Obama? FBI? Or it was a hoax?
⚡️ axeshun ⚡️ 
@flexghost what's going to happen, is the normalization of this, and the de-legitimacy of the entire classification process and of course, it will all benefit you know who.
@axeshun great point. Just like they did with all of the other crimes
@flexghost *Dick Cheney currently screeching around corner, poop-farting himself, at small rural Virginia town's sole traffic light, on his way to storage locker.
@axeshun he kinda does that anyway
It's Just Jenn 🏳️⚧️@flexghost I was in D.C. recently. I'm starting to wonder if *I* left with classified information!
@Tweetfiction I actually classify you with my mind powers so you yourself should not have been removed from DC
@flexghost Well, I guess I'm on the lam now since I'm just this guy and not a former President, former vice President, Current President, City Councilman, School Board Member or elected Dog Walker. 🫡
@Tweetfiction mmm. Lamb.
Army Girl@Tweetfiction @flexghost better check your socks.
@ArmyGirl @flexghost *Looks* Oh hey will you look at that. Plans for the nuclear triad. Must have gotten stuck to my shoe.