Saw a fucking apex male standing in line at Walgreens in nothing but his pajamas and an n95 carrying a six-pack under one arm and a gigantic bag of maxi-pads under the other.
Pretty sure I heard a bald eagle cry when we made eye contact.
@ChamomileHangover Then you learned, the six pack and maxi pads were for the same beef roast. 🤯
@ChamomileHangover I bet it was a mocking bird.
@ChamomileHangover what a legend 👑🥹
@ChamomileHangover the thought of that makes my gooch pucker
@ChamomileHangover I’m loving this image. It belongs in a Cohen brothers movie.

@ChamomileHangover

Was the bald eagle weeping and wrapped in an American flag?

Curious foreigner wants to know …