I'm tired of living like it's the 1600s:

Can I afford eggs at the market?
Are my family going to die of the plague?
Puritans are coming for my sinful lifestyle.

I want modern problems.
Modern Problems.

@juglugs

Yeah! I want modern problems like: how many solar panels should I put on my new ground rack? Do I need a TV? Which bike should I give to my new neighbor? Who can I call tomorrow to give them a little cheering up? what shall I cook with white beans? Italian chicken and bean soup?