but the PS/2 pinout in the manual (both of them) seems to be wrong, since the voltages are in the wrong places and it doesn't work.

theoretically this motherboard has early USB keyboard support, but, uh... it's a non-standard header. and I don't trust it in the slightest

you should count your blessings every day that you don't have to live with Foone. I do.

That is my crime, it is also my punishment.

Fuck it, go big or go home.

So, two things about this you may notice:
1. it doesn't seem to have a CPU
2. it seems to be slightly floating off my desk.

These two things are related.