Me, encountering literally any podcast recommendation:

"This sounds really interesting. I'd sure like to read a transcript of it instead of listening to it."

@peterb I want a podcast playback app with 1.3x speed, silence elimination. And... removal of all the "ums and aws", irrelevant personal tangents, stupid jokes, and podcast bros laughing at each other's jokes.
The average gaming podcast would go from 80 minutes to 15.
@nelson @peterb My husband says I seem "allergic to podcasts" and really I think it's half that I want to read it instead and half that I want it to be edited in this way! No offense meant to folks with actual serious allergies.