Me, encountering literally any podcast recommendation:

"This sounds really interesting. I'd sure like to read a transcript of it instead of listening to it."

@peterb I want a podcast playback app with 1.3x speed, silence elimination. And... removal of all the "ums and aws", irrelevant personal tangents, stupid jokes, and podcast bros laughing at each other's jokes.
The average gaming podcast would go from 80 minutes to 15.

@nelson I actually have an ironclad rule which has served me well, which is: "I fast forward through any podcast that starts podcasting about podcasting."

It's shocking how frequently I end up having to use this rule! I am listening to your podcast because I want to hear your thoughts about the Treaty of Westphalia and its impact on space travel, not because I want to hear about your latest microphone or what people said on the Westphalia Discord.

@peterb I just listened to a fan critique of a TV show of a videogame. The podcast is longer than the show. 80% of it is the hosts narrating every shot in every scene. Every line in the script for the TV show we all just watched of the videogame we all played years ago.