PICK N SAVE EAST ENTRANCE
Adorable Girl Scout behind a table: Hi!
Me: Fuck.
PICK N SAVE WEST ENTRANCE
Adorable Girl Scout behind a table: Hi!
Me: Fuck!
PICK N SAVE LOADING DOCK
Adorable Girl Scout: Hi!
Me: FUCK!
DRIVING HOME
Adorable Girl Scout in Cookiemobileā¢ with a roof-mounted bullhorn: HI!
Me: FUUUUUCK
ER ENTRANCE
Adorable Girl Scout behind a table: Hi!
Me on crashcart: Fine, two boxes of Thin Mints and fourteen boxes of Samoas, please.
I HAVE BEEN CALLING MY GIRL SCOUT COOKIE OF CHOICE "SAMOSAS" WHEN THEY ARE "SAMOAS" - EVEN AS SAMOSAS ARE MY FAVORITE THING TO GET AT THE INDIAN RESTAURANT - AND IT NEEDS TO BE ANNOUNCED I AM STUPID.
The net of this is I deserve neither Samoas or samosas, obv.
Attached: 1 image @[email protected] Thin Mints for my son (he's got food allergies, so they're the only ones he can eat), and Samoas for me! Although if someone was selling samosas, I would get those too. š
Grimm 
Tappin Lisa