Mastodawn

Jan 20, 2023

PICK N SAVE EAST ENTRANCE
Adorable Girl Scout behind a table: Hi!
Me: Fuck.

PICK N SAVE WEST ENTRANCE
Adorable Girl Scout behind a table: Hi!
Me: Fuck!

PICK N SAVE LOADING DOCK
Adorable Girl Scout: Hi!
Me: FUCK!

DRIVING HOME
Adorable Girl Scout in Cookiemobile™ with a roof-mounted bullhorn: HI!
Me: FUUUUUCK

ER ENTRANCE
Adorable Girl Scout behind a table: Hi!
Me on crashcart: Fine, two boxes of Thin Mints and fourteen boxes of Samoas, please.

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@GrimmReality hmmmm. Booth sales aren't supposed to start until February ... 🧐 If you saw some set up already, those really are li'l grifters! (Unlike most Girl Scouts, who grift not, but are getting great experience as crack dealers ...)