PICK N SAVE EAST ENTRANCE
Adorable Girl Scout behind a table: Hi!
Me: Fuck.

PICK N SAVE WEST ENTRANCE
Adorable Girl Scout behind a table: Hi!
Me: Fuck!

PICK N SAVE LOADING DOCK
Adorable Girl Scout: Hi!
Me: FUCK!

DRIVING HOME
Adorable Girl Scout in Cookiemobileā„¢ with a roof-mounted bullhorn: HI!
Me: FUUUUUCK

ER ENTRANCE
Adorable Girl Scout behind a table: Hi!
Me on crashcart: Fine, two boxes of Thin Mints and fourteen boxes of Samoas, please.

@GrimmReality
Thin Mints for my son (he's got food allergies, so they're the only ones he can eat), and Samoas for me! Although if someone was selling samosas, I would get those too. 😁
@TappinLisa Oh dear lord, I'm so dumb. But YES, I would very much like proper samosas right now and then samoas later.