My favourite review on Google Maps is for an Antarctic research station. Unfortunately, their penguin is not a people pleaser.
@erget Franz is an introvert, and is overwhelmed by all these people trying to get him to talk.
@erget now I want to know what Franz the penguin actually said, no matter how little it was

@erget would love to see #Neumayer3Station...

I wounder if @[email protected] accepts applications for wintering staff...

Most likely.will have to get my appendix removed before...

@erget the term "local guide" in what's likely its biggest role in the history of google maps
@erget Still got 4/5 stars even though you had to pee in a bag and the penguin didn't excel at customer service.
@kronocide deplorable standards
@erget how they doing my boy Franz dirty like that
@erget 🤣 best review ever! 🐧
@erget what if Franz was just trying to maintain social distancing?