once again I am reminding you of that time the CIA sent someone to assassinate Fidel Castro and he looked her in the eyes while she was holding a gun up to him and he went 'im too sexy to die' and then they fucked
*hands you a gun, you take aim at him* but he just goes, "You can't kill me. Nobody can kill me."
@starwall this is wild wow
@hoppet im still in absolute awe over this man who evaded assassination by the CIA by simply being too hot to die