I had a knock on the door this morning and wasn't expecting any visitors or deliveries, so stuck with my usual policy of not answering. It's usually chuggers or chancers touting for business 95% of the time.

They knocked again, so I checked my CCTV footage. It was two middle-aged white ladies, who looked harmless enough. I still ignored them, so they pushed something through the letterbox and went on their way.

Look what they left for me. Bullet dodged! 🤣