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CEOs Explain Why They Oppose A 4-Day Workweek

18-quote slideshow, from The Onion

“Studies show people with two days off tend to just get drunk and watch TV, but people with three days off tend to organize nationwide militant wildcat strikes.”

— Howard Schultz (Starbucks)

“Our employees are more than welcome to take time off from their second or third jobs.”

— Doug McMillon (Walmart)

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https://www.theonion.com/ceos-explain-why-they-oppose-a-4-day-workweek-1849920651

CEOs Explain Why They Oppose A 4-Day Workweek

While European companies have begun experimenting with four-day workweeks, American companies have yet to adopt the practice. The Onion asked American CEOs to explain why they oppose a shorter workweek, and this is what they said.

The Onion