I'm weirdly disappointed with sapphic hen night novelty straws. The whole thing with willy straws is sucking on the willy (ho ho how drole) ..

So Where's the ones where the vuvla just encases your jaw like a facehugger, feeding you sweet party juices as you wriggle around trying tongue the straw into a position that doesn't leave your face sticky and moist?

If you know where to get such a thing I have need to purchase them 😆