I made a desktop version of my favorite XKCD.

A couple of people asked for the template. Here's the Lightburn file: https://thingadongdong.com/sec/s/dutycalls.lbrn2

Obviously adjust to your own cutter/material and USE AT YOUR OWN RISK. Remember, lasers are dangerous tools.

@balpha Hi Benjamin, I'm awfully clueless about maker stuff, laser cutters, 3D printing and the like. Is this file all I need to bring to the nearest MakerLab and have it machined?
@jonahtheprophet Maybe? You definitely need someone around who's familiar with it. You always have to adjust things like laser power and speed for the specific machine and material.
@balpha Sure, I wouldn't know where to start. I'll try at the makerlab in my neighbourhood. Thank you!