Wolf Lawyer

Americans might like to hear about the current controversy down under:

McDonalds has started selling a potato cake. But they named it wrong. Potato scallop. We are livid. Except the portion of the country which thinks it’s called a potato scallop. They feel vindicated.

We’re on the brink of civil war. An American destabilises yet another democracy in search of profits.

Jan 16, 2023 at 6:43amMastodon for iOS
Show threadJon WaltzJan 16, 2023
@thewolflawyer I’m low-key fascinated by the “chicken salt” that’s included.
Show threadWolf LawyerJan 16, 2023
@JonWithTattoos oh right. Y’all don’t have chicken salt. A poor and deprived people. First no vegemite and now this.
Show threadJon WaltzJan 16, 2023
@thewolflawyer A quick Google found this and holy shit that sounds incredible.
Show threadDenys BeecherJan 16, 2023
@thewolflawyer Yolanda plans to fly to Perth for the eclipse in April. I’ll tell her to make sure to order a potato scallop while she’s there.
Show threadMalcJan 16, 2023
@thewolflawyer They should have named it a potato scone, then (a) no-one would think it properly named, and (b) no-one would agree on how it's supposed to be pronounced...