I made a desktop version of my favorite XKCD.

A couple of people asked for the template. Here's the Lightburn file: https://thingadongdong.com/sec/s/dutycalls.lbrn2

Obviously adjust to your own cutter/material and USE AT YOUR OWN RISK. Remember, lasers are dangerous tools.

@balpha Do you have the XKCD link for this?
Duty Calls

xkcd