this shark tried out life on land and is NOT impressed
Am searching for the photographer. Will edit this when I can to give credit.
@ElleGray shark thinks human is sus
@ElleGray I love the description, thanks!!
@ElleGray All animals were happy living in the seas until sharks arrived 440 million years ago, and suddenly animals started growing feets and developing lungs in order to live on the land...
@suihkulokki lol this makes a lot of sense
@suihkulokki @ElleGray And then whales decided land was too mainstream
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I trust man did? Put shark back in water? #ProtectWildlife 💙🌱
@ElleGray ah yes, the elusive Pacific Side-Eye Shark. While, like other shark species, it has a mouth full of razor-sharp teeth, it prefers to kill its prey by loudly wondering if they’re planning on going out looking like THAT.
@ElleGray Is this outer space? I hate it.

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Of all the sharks in all the seas
Only Nathan dreamed of knees.
"Fins are great for locomotion
When traveling about the ocean,
But I'm a fish of large ambition
And think this pond has surplus fish in.
Might I have feet to walk the land?
Could you at least lend me a hand?"

@ElleGray 🎶He’s got Bela Lugosi eyes🎶
@ElleGray maybe he just doesn't appreciate being held like that 😆
@ElleGray reminds me of Mr. Limpet (long ago Disney movie) when he lost his glasses.
@ElleGray That shark gives great side eye!!
@ElleGray Love that eye. Thanks for getting him back in the ocean. He’s so small.
@ElleGray The alt text on this image is amazing…
@ElleGray Not being able to breathe does tend to lessen one’s enjoyment of a situation.
@ElleGray For a full 30 seconds, I thought I was looking at a large, bald man bodily carrying a 7-foot long shark back to the water.
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Such a brilliant pic 😆 🤣
@ElleGray It doesn't seem like it tried it out. It seems like someone violently grabbed it out of the water and is know holding it in his hands to make a picture.
I hope for the shark, that it survived and didn't have do give up live for entertainment.
It probably also doesn't want to try out death.
@ElleGray ah yes the age old question…which came first the side eye or the joke. 🤷‍♀️
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this shark looks like it's saying
"dude, seriously?"
and is about to bite this guy's arm.
@ElleGray In the same way, I presented the words of the shark😀
@ElleGray many of us have been there, shark friend
He just arrived and is already fed up, I'm 55 years into this shit and wanna see it burn
@ElleGray “Sing ’Baby Shark‘ one more time…”