Blues: The world is fucked
Punk: The world is fucked and I'm pissed
Emo: The world is fucked and I'm sad
Grunge: The world is fucked and I'm medicated
Ska: The world is fucked and I have a trumpet

@LadyDragonfly

Pop: I don't care about the world, I wanna get fucked
Synthpop: The world is fucked and aren't 8-bit home computers cool?
Techno: The world is fucked and aren't 16-bit home computers cool?
Goth: The world is fucked and I am wearing black and glooming in a graveyard of hopes and dreams
Grunge: Pop is fucked
Industrial: Goth, Techno, and Grunge fucking in an orgy and also I HAVE A JACKHAMMER HEAR ME SKREEEEE—

@cstross @LadyDragonfly
Industrial: One Two Three Four, the world is fucked, we stomp some more (pyrotechnics intensify)