Saw this TT earlier and was amused by it.

When considering sharing it I was reminded of the time in the group chat where I was typing out the lyrics to Afrikan Boy's song Lidl and my pal earnestly offered to buy me some food.

You don't have to worry. I take metamucil now and am clockwork regular.

Link to youtube of the song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gp09Sdrw2W4