If the head of your religion is on the run from law enforcement, maybe you’re in a cult.
@godpod l love all the people responding to this post with "Wait wasn't your son on the run from law enforcement?" like it's some sort of flex. It's like, they *do* understand the whole point of this account, right? That the person behind it isn't actually God, right? πŸ˜‚
@zalasur @godpod β€œisn’t actually God”? Say what now?
What are you trying to tell me?
Have I been misled all along?
I’m shocked. Shocked I tell you.
@zalasur @godpod If it posts like god, podcasts like god and has a god-like sense of humor isn't it god?