Nuki's Old AccountJan 10, 2023

Here we are at Round 3 of the #PolePoll: the #reptile #dicks that our cold-blooded friends the #scalies are packing in their #cloaca!

We all love 'em, don't we? Those smooth shiny scales, those gorgeously slitted eyes, those thick tails, those genitals hidden inside their cloaca, the rush of having one pump his cold semen into your writhing body as he holds you tight in his claws/coils and breeds you hard!

It's a great time.

Anyway, y'all #furries know the rules. You pick the #genitals, #cock, or #dick you'd like to #yiff, and I write the #porn / #erotica to talk about what it's like to get fucked by it. Do me a favor and BOOST THIS POLL for maximum results: this is important #fuck science we're doing here!

Are ya ready?

Which of the following #cocks do you prefer on your #scalie #sex-partners?

Always-Erect Spring-Loaded Croc-Cocks
33.3%
Hemi-penises (Double-Barrel Dicks)
48.1%
Whatever the fuck Turtles are rockin'
0%
I don't care what's up those cloaca! GIMME DICK!
18.5%
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24 HOURS REMAIN.

Hemipenises have the clear lead, while Turtledick has zero votes, but so far, my personal favorite, the croc-cocks, are making a good showing! All you #scalies out there, hope you're as excited as I am!

As I planned to do (but apparently didn't do quick enough), I'm extending the PolePoll so more #furries will have time to react to it and tell us their favorite #penis morphology is for a #scalie #sex partner, and so I'll have time to write some rant about #cocks when it's over. Also, going to work on some #sexy #horse #furry #erotica #furryporn for the last one, it's at least underway by the time this one ends.

#Yiff on my #furverts!

Jan 13, 2023 at 11:32pmWeb