If we let them keep their gas stoves, can we get rid of their guns?
@JamesGleick It's a good idea, but it didn't work with LEDs. They still feel that the war on incandescent was a major blow to their freedoms.

@shoq @JamesGleick

Gas stoves don’t kill people. It’s your mother cooking your dinner who kills people.

@JamesGleick I wonder who mainly uses gas stoves in the US? Chinese restaurants?
@sub_o @JamesGleick
Tell me you can't cook without telling me you can't cook.

@DaSkinny1 @JamesGleick This is commenting about me? Or something else?

I'm not from US, we use gas stoves all the time because of the lack of proper infrastructure.

The first thing I thought about gas stoves are Chinese restaurants that use gas burner to get the wok-hei.

@JamesGleick They'll use their guns to protect the gas stoves. We need to convince them China is spying on them with their gas stoves.

@ATellurian @JamesGleick

Gas stoves were invented by socialists.

Just like the pledge of allegiance was written by one.

@JamesGleick I'm going to say yes but, alas, I have no authority over anything.
@JamesGleick I think we should encourage them to store their guns in their gas stoves
@JamesGleick I would give up my gas stove to get rid of their guns.
@JamesGleick … such a deal … sigh is not a big enough word …
@JamesGleick no one should have the power to “let” anyone do anything nor “take” anything from anyone. Sets a bad precedent.