I heard there was a secret note
That William Carlos Williams wrote
But you don't really care for sorries, do you?

It goes like this, they're cold, they're sweet
You saved them for a breakfast treat
But from your fridge, I took the plums and screwed you.

@erinbee I just sang that to @Morgan in my most portentous Cohen voice and he told me I was bad and wrong and evil, so thank you <3
@miss_s_b @erinbee I was trying to work out where you were going and then as soon as I heard "they're cold, they're sweet" I groaned.