You know, I know I've said people should not talk, go on TV, go on radio, or tweet about their crimes, but I must admit I have never specifically said not to substack about them. That's my bad.
@Popehat I’ll just add no skywriting, decorating cakes, writing in Christmas lights, sending postcards, naming species of dinosaur, getting tattoos, or cheerleading about your crimes.

@PeoriaBummer @Popehat

Shoot, not even sending postcards!? *tears up stack of postcards behind back* USPS is gonna be bummed when mail volume drops.

How do we feel about extended interpretive dances that are evocative of one's crimes?

@yetanotherjesse dunno about your part of “we,” but my part feels the same way about it as I do about *all* interpretive dance.

kill it with fire.