Adulthood means being able to buy as many video games as you ever wanted, but having absolutely no time to play them.

@adamconover

Oof. OOF. That hurt.

That's some Twilight Zone jazz, right there.

@optiMSTie @adamconover The whole thread!! 😩

@acm_redfox @adamconover

It's the emotional equivalent of stepping barefoot on LEGOs.