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I am torn between the economy of being cremated or being buried in such a way that archaeologists a thousand years from now say WHAT THE ENTIRE FUCK HAPPENED HERE??
Adam Gonnerman@GrimmReality why not both?
@awgonnerman I appreciate the lateral thought and it's probably something to mull a bit, but I think in this case the answer is "Because you can't pose ashes in hilarious/horrible ways relative to an array of funny/bone-chilling artifacts/props."
@GrimmReality horrific imagery and booby traps don't need a body. 🙂