I am torn between the economy of being cremated or being buried in such a way that archaeologists a thousand years from now say WHAT THE ENTIRE FUCK HAPPENED HERE??
@GrimmReality This story of a battlefield a few thousand years ago and no one knows what it was about.

@yegrobert I'VE READ ABOUT THAT. Awesome.

So yeah, that, except only one person and let's say - just blueskying here - artifactual intimations of an extremely batty Rube Goldberg machine.