@rudepundit Everyone he asked to do it was afraid they'd be struck by lightning.

@rudepundit Speedreaders?

@rudepundit He was too busy being a schmuck.

@rudepundit I go with "lied". Yet another play at false patriotism, and then totally depend on and expect the base to simply forget, since there's zero accountability to be accurate or truthful.

@rudepundit He clearly was way too busy pushing for those tax cuts for big corporations. No time for a reading session, then.