Dov LernerWhat caused the #FAA outage? Wrong answers only.
I am Jack's Lost 404Stuck in the TSA line?
@float13 No, but plenty of friends are
Kim Possible@dovlerner Canada Geese took them hostage.
Somewhat CTI Jim@dovlerner Expired SSL certificate
Danny 
🏴 Greg Sideyr 
@dovlerner core router underwater
I've seen it in an airport before, so why not?
Samuel Bepis@dovlerner Sinister magicks
The Real Stephen@dovlerner ill-tempered badger
Altytwo Altryness, BS 
@dovlerner https://giphy.com/gifs/taylorswift-music-video-taylor-swift-taylorswift13-pJmnk86fXFNmrUb8LB
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The old Taylor can't come to the phone right now.
Kevy_Salz☑️ ♉️@dovlerner unruly foot odors while going through the main checkpoints.
Stone Bear 
@dovlerner Squirrel on a power line over a dedicated substation for the computers loses it in a Georgia thunderstorm and falls into the transformer below, shorting it. (This ACTUALLY HAPPENED in the early '90s, only Georgia Tech's computers, not the FAA's.
TWICE. You can't make this shit up....)
Todd Jordan@dovlerner Janitorial staff unplugged the server to use the vacuum.
Ephraim Z. Hoogenblatter, Jr.@dovlerner The central computer burned out a vacuum tube.
finsox@dovlerner I plugged in my toaster
Doobs and Boobs
acm@dovlerner Peanut butter on all the windows.
wilburhams@dovlerner The data center was accidentally switched to airplane mode. Sorry!
@wilburhams amazing!!
A.C. Tupper@dovlerner Bob in Accounting forgot to pay for the domain name again.
Soren!@dovlerner the finance department got on the BOFH's nerves for the last time
Trip@dovlerner The airplanes went on strike.
Phil M0OFX@dovlerner Cat entered the data centre, knocked water all over the NOTAM servers
@dovlerner Someone put out a NOTAM for "No NOTAMs". The system couldn't deal with the recursion and exploded.