"why do you support your tax dollars going to subsidized daycare if you don't have kids" because if other people can't afford to have kids the only staff at my nursing home when I'm old will be a pill organizer scotch-taped to a roomba
@VeryBadLlama A roomba that brings me drugs sounds like a great innovation that someone should get on right away, if it could bring snacks as well then that'd be utterly fantastic. Don't worry, I would toss it a cheeto/pretzel/whatever manner of snack to nibble on as a reward for its service.