COMPETITION TIME

The nice thing about Grant Shapps erasing Boris from that rocket photo is you can now put whatever you want there.

Reply to this with your own creation. I'll send a copy of The Brexit Tapes to whoever does the one that makes me laugh most, by midnight.

@garius

Incidentally …

Grant Shapps is an anagram of Shart Gnapps.

He's definitely a shart, not so certain what gnapps are, though.

@cstross @garius

Shart PPangs?

I feel them already