A shortage of farm labour

Warts on the feet

Dull pupils

Bad teeth

Girls leaving home

An increase in heart failures

Small families

Elephantine ears

@paulisci I'm feeling kind of downcast that nobody at school ever suggested "Viennese aurist" to me on career days.

@afeeney Seems like a great, if nonspecific, job. I did look into Dr Pfuffer a bit... seems like he was a microcelebrity for about a year who basically just predicted various things (jazz, traffic noise, modern life) would cause big ears.