COMPETITION TIME

The nice thing about Grant Shapps erasing Boris from that rocket photo is you can now put whatever you want there.

Reply to this with your own creation. I'll send a copy of The Brexit Tapes to whoever does the one that makes me laugh most, by midnight.

@garius Maybe you could erase the American-built rocket and replace it with a Black Arrow? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Arrow
Black Arrow - Wikipedia

@cstross @garius

Since it's being dropped from an aircraft, perhaps Blue Steel might be more appropriate - albeit in poor taste?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Steel_(missile)#/media/File:Blue_Steel_missile.png

Blue Steel (missile) - Wikipedia