Your parenthetical of the week, from a Philly Inquirer story about a lawsuit against the police over an officer’s tendency to take off his pants in the precinct office:
https://www.inquirer.com/news/philadelphia-police-pants-disrobing-office-lawsuit-20230106.html
Philly cop sued for repeatedly taking off his pants in the office. Exhibit A: ‘Disrobing videos.’

A police officer's complaints to supervisors about her colleague went nowhere. So, her attorney said, “We’re going to take it to a jury and see what they have to say about Mr. Fruit Of The Loom."

https://www.inquirer.com
@pebonilla change a sentence, improve a sentence: (different person?)