@BobPoe Minutes last forever, and years go by in a heartbeat

@BobPoe but shorter than Microsoft Minutes. 😁

@BobPoe same goes for lovemaking, because there’s no WAY that only took two minutes

@BobPoe But all microwaves have a "delay readiness" routine they run when they detect that they are being watched.

@BobPoe I'm pretty sure the operation of the microwave frees it just a bit from the gravitational well of the earth, causing a time dilation.

@BobPoe I’ve solved this by never owning a microwave. Yes, you read that right, I have never owned a microwave. #Outsider

@BobPoe In my experience, coffee maker minutes are longer still.

@BobPoe and cold in the middle

@BobPoe washer/dryer minutes seem even longer. Especially when the machine changes it for no apparent reason.

@BobPoe They exactly match toaster oven minutes though

@BobPoe especially the last few.

@BobPoe true fact.