Not to brag, but FedEx left a note on my door that they missed me.
@awescar I really like it when deliveryproviders like #DPD claim "we could not deliver to you cuz noone was here" when I literally didn't leave my condo for 3 days straight...
Like: At least the courier should admit that they hate their shitjob and couldn't be bothered to ring the bell and come to the 1st floor.