BREAKING: Kevin McCarthy elected House speaker on 15th round of voting after chipping away at hard-line opposition

@msnbc

Almost, not as bad as January 2017

Almost

@msnbc

And McRapeyFace

It's going to be horrific

@msnbc Let the spin commence..."We meant to do this. This process that seemed like such an incompetent, petulant cluster really shows how well-organized we are and what a great job we will do governing for the people."
@msnbc It’s not how many times you can castrate yourself but the fact that you won by giving and gaining nothing but a Burger King Crown.
@msnbc He didn’t chip away at their opposition. He got down and licked their boots.