@Alice I AM MAD AT HOW GOOD THIS JOKE IS

@GrimmReality friends?

@Alice Uch, FINE. Yes. Please. 🤣 🍻 💜

@GrimmReality this is such a relief because I dropped your half of the best friends necklace in the mail yesterday and things were about to get awkward.

@Alice It's only when you DON'T just tell me stuff like that happened that dorkular hijinx ensue so this saved us - or more importantly YOU - a ton of shenanigans.

@GrimmReality In the three minutes between my panicked admission of gift giving and your acceptance of my friendship, I had already written a short film about the wacky escapade that resulted as I attempted to drive from California to wherever you live to try to retrieve the necklace from your fan mail PO Box before your local post office reopened on Monday morning.

@Alice MAKE THIS MOVIE. I don't care who you have to kill to do it.

@GrimmReality I already started off on a solo trip with me and my dashcam turned 180 degrees and I’m not even a remotely competent driver, so manslaughter is practically inevitable.

@Alice LUVIT. Plus a dog, please. There should be a dog. Who is comfortable strapped into the passenger seat. Maybe a Frenchie? I'm open to pitches on it.

@GrimmReality Shit. Sorry. Just like I have a tendency to only read headlines, I also have a tendency to only read the first five words of well, really, anything. As a result, I didn’t catch that the dog was supposed to be strapped to the seat instead of the roof, but don’t worry because CGI has made some major advancements and we can edit all of this in post.