More randos doing the same shit for the ninth fucking time. I’m tired.
Lurch is here to performatively nominate Byron Donalds again again.
#InsurrectionCaucus
Oh noes there is a split in the #InsurrectionCaucus lol. Boebert is nominating Kevin Hern at the same time. This will definitely clear everything up. 😂
McCarthy blah lost blah
#LLLLLLLLL
Ten ☹️

@joyannreid is featuring Byron Donalds, Chip Roy and others connections to the Council for National Policy. #CNP

Hell yeah, Joy!

Also, I guess they nominated Trump as expected. 🥱

What’s pathological liar George Santos doing with his hands while attempting to vote on the floor of the United States House of Representatives?
Welp, Trump is ready to serve the nation as the next Speaker of the House. Wait for it. 🤷‍♂️
h/t @Clay
As we begin yet another day of this fascist performance art, a reminder that this is just a continuation of the insurrection.

Mike Flynn’s employee, insurrection planner Ivan Raiklin, is stoked that Matt Gaetz nominated Trump for Speaker and says Flynn, Bannon, and Lindell are on board.

Can we just absorb the fact that TWO YEARS after a violent, deadly insurrection that we still have done JACK SHIT to stop it?

How are these people still free?

McCarthy has managed to flip a few votes but the Never Kevin Insurrection Caucus is still in control.
LOL toldya.
Well he got past the Cs this time. 😂
#LLLLLLLLLLLL

The Never Kevins lost Scott Perry, leader of the Freedom Caucus, and a literal insurrection planner who had his phone taken by the FBI.

And Chip Roy. Wow.

James Comer is out here doing a speech targeting 80-year old retiree Anthony Fauci in order to promote Kevin McCarthy for the thirteenth fucking time.
McStumblefuck thinks he has the votes after 13 losses.
We shall see. 🤨
OMG McCarthy just said that this week of pure humiliation and chaos means “now we know how to govern.”
I haven’t seen this reported elsewhere yet, but this certainly sounds right. Destroying the social safety net has always been the goal.
@MeidasTouch

Confirmed. The deal that McCarthy struck with the insurrectionists includes holding America’s economy hostage using the debt ceiling so fascists can cut Medicare and Social Security to the sick and elderly.

This is a vicious cult that not only does not care about human beings, it is aggressively trying to kill us.

Here we go again I feel like these should be roman numerals at this point.
#ChaosVoteXIV
Will #ChaosVoteXIV finally deliver glorious victory to #McCarthski?
Yes, thank god it’s over
4.3%
No, this will never end
45.7%
Who cares, I’m drunk
50%
Poll ended at .
Is this Dr. Drew’s kid?
Aguilar is laying wood to the #GQP, pointing out this is just a repeat of 1/6/21 where they had to adjourn amidst chaos to reconvene at night. 🇺🇸🫡

Biggs votes Jordan. 😂
Boebert votes present!

Any other defections in the Insurrection Caucus means we have #SpeakerMcCarthski

Yay 😕

Eli Crane voted for Andy Biggs because what the actual fuck. 😂
Gaetz is going to hang out til the end of the vote with Ken Buck to decide the future of democracy because that makes perfect sense.

It is official. Accused pedophile sex trafficker and neo-Nazi Chuck Johnson BFF Matt Gaetz engineered himself into a position where he is the decider.

It feels like the simulation is truly reaching rn

The hero voted present. I’m not sure that gets McCarthski there.
LMFAO Gaetz torpedoed his ass.
McCarthy and Gaetz are pointing fingers at each other and I am fucking DYING.
Like all good third world countries there are fights breaking out.

They engineered this to get McCarthy as close as possible without giving it to him. Sadism works both ways.

Leopards and faces.

I just have to applaud my followers for getting this precisely right.
Voting whether to vote again. 😒
Mike Rogers being prevented from putting a boot print on Gaetz’s enormous forehead.

Oh my god.

Gaetz now super duper pinky swears that he’s going to vote for McCarthy so McCarthy is running around like an idiot and everyone changed their votes to not adjourn and they are going to vote for a fifteenth fucking time i smell toast dhgalsfbgsgbr

#McCarthski looks looks just as confident as he did about 20 minutes ago right before Gaetz gave him an atomic wedgie on national television.
Biggs and Boebert vote present.
Looks like this might be the one.
#ChaosVoteXV