“Nazis aren’t not even that bad. This one time at band camp, the Nazis and I made a cake and then we gave the cake to some children and the children ate the cake and they said the cake was really good. That was when I got my first Nobel Peace Prize.

True story.”
- George Santos

“BRB gonna be gay but also make love to my wife…uhhh… Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that’s the ticket.

True story”
- George Santos

@[email protected] - Make George Santos Speaker of the House… because, if it’s going to be a complete circus, might as well put the head clown in charge of the rest of the monkeys there.
@camstonefaux spoiler alert: they’re all clowns
@[email protected] - What was your first clue? Nixon, Reagan, Ryan, Trump or George Santos?