“Nazis aren’t not even that bad. This one time at band camp, the Nazis and I made a cake and then we gave the cake to some children and the children ate the cake and they said the cake was really good. That was when I got my first Nobel Peace Prize.
True story.”
- George Santos
“BRB gonna be gay but also make love to my wife…uhhh… Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that’s the ticket.
True story”
- George Santos
“Nuh uh, I wasn’t sitting alone at lunch after gym class! I was just first at my table cause I sit at the jocks table and everyone else is a nerd and I’m like a jock.
True story.”
- George Santos
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