beetlejuice's ghoulish wifeTHE MAYOR: bro... please... bro you gotta go back to the office. im begging you. the corporate landlords that bribe me are so pissed off dude. you gotta spend two hours a day in transit and use bad toilet paper so they make a ton of money bro. please come back to the office dude. theres ping pong, we didn't install ANY air filters, no masks, it's gonna be exactly like it used to be, PLEASE come back to the office bro
YOUR MANAGER: dude i need you back in the office bro. how can i manage you sending emails from your laptop at home, i need you to bring that laptop in to the office and send emails there. i don't know what the fuck you do, i can only ascertain if youre wearing jeans or are a woman, that's management dude. keep your tuesday afternoons open, that's the only time im in the office so ill manage you then. the rest of the time im selling pampered chef shit in my living room
Simon Crowe@mark
They miss interrupting us at our desks most of all. Async communication is bliss
They miss interrupting us at our desks most of all. Async communication is bliss